*to the tune of Tenatious D's Tribute*
Long time alastnightago me and my sista Maggie, were working down a long, and trivia filled bar. All of the sudden, there shined a shiny write-up screen... in the middle... of the bar. And it said: "Write the best write-up in the world, or I'll drink your soul." Well me and Maggie, we looked at each other, and we each said... "okay." And we wrote the first thing that came to our heads. It just so happened to be the very best write-up in the world, it was the best write-up in the world. Look onto your screen, and it's easy to see... one and one make two, two and one make Round Three. It was destiny. Once every Wednesday or so... when the moon doth shine, and the beer doth flow, and the answers you know...
Needless to say, that screen was stunned. Click clack went his bluetooth keyboard, and that screen was done. It asked us, "be you angels?" and we said "nay, we are but PubGuys." Write! Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah, Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!
This is not the greatest write-up in the world, no. This is just a tribute. I couldn't remember the greatest write-up in the world, no, no. This is just a tribute, oh, to the greatest write-up in the world. All right! It was the greatest write-up in the world. All right! It was the best Mudda Fargin' write-up, the greatest write-up in the world!
And the peculiar thing is this dear players: the write-up we wrote that fateful night, it didn't actually read anything like this write-up. This is just a tribute! You gotta believe it! And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion. So surprised to find you can't stop it. All right, all right!
Congrats to our winners on the night! Pony Express grabbed First after defeating Mudda Farg'n Ice Holes in the tie breaker for Game One. Turn it around to Game Two, and you have Mudda Farg'n Ice Holes grabbing First, and I'm Big in 1/4 Inch Scale took home Second.
I can't wait to see you all next week!
Cheers!
PGMarc